May 2013
12 posts
April 2013
53 posts
vardaesque:
vardaesque:
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
justmyflawedlogic:
oliviastarshippp:
lokisgloriouspenis:
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to...
“That’s actually a pretty shitty idea but thanks for trying.”
– me in every group project (via exolutely)
